All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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