I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Oh god it's open bar.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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