I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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