you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and she was petting her beer can
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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