I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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