sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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