ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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