i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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