I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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