You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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