it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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