We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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