She's JV to your varsity
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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