ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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