We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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