: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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