I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
His nipple licking is glorious
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