its not stalking. its research.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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