once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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