I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Shame is for Republicans.
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