I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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