you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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