Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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