But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
grandma shit on top of the toilet
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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