reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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