My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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