But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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