There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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