Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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