I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
