I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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