btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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