i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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