obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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