But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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