You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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