so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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