flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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