wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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