I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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