I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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