the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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