UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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