Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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