weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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