I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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