...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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