two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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