I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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