btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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