There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize
