Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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