It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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