So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So much Jack, so little girl.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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