Plan B is the new Plan A
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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