brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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