i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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