Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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