Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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